The Kirby Conundrum
Thursday, August 21st, 2008I was on a roll this afternoon working from home getting quite a few projects done when a knock came at the door. The young lady with clipboard in hand told me they were opening up a new store near the local McDonald’s in which they were going to be selling a “new cleaning product.” I should have know better. I knew it was probably a carpet or vacuum cleaner sales person but heck, we needed our carpet cleaned. I don’t mind giving another business the benefit of the doubt and spending a little time listening to their sales pitch, after all we are selling a service and product to customers in our community as well.
No, an hour or so would have been fine as I usually take that amount of time out during a break anyway. This afternoon the lady giving the demo dropped by around 3pm. It’s now 8:41pm and she is still her packing up after her manager showed up as basically pressured us to buy this high dollar vacuum cleaner/cleaning system. They gave us a price at about half of what their retail price is but I turned down their offer on principle. To tell the truth I would have loved to have had the system. As far as I can tell it’s a quality product but their sales methods of invading homes and pressuring home owners is despicable not to mention they took over 5 hours of my time I could have used to be more productive and service my own clients yet I had to sit their and listen to her describe ever single attachment and tell me how “dirty” my house was. Kirby vacuum cleaner, you may have the best vacuum in the business (I don’t know for sure) but you’re not going to turn me into a customer for the following reasons;
- You stole 5 hours of my valuable time
- You pressured me to purchase outside of my budget when I was not expecting you
- You insulted my previous buying decisions (I still love my Oreck, I don’t care what you say)
- You made me do a lot of the work when I was told your sales rep was going to do the “cleaning” and be my “maid.”
- Without going into great detail your sales people, both the initial canvasser and the person who did the demo along with her manager were not dressed appropriately. From very revealing tops on the females to totally unprofessional and bummy looking clothes on the men.
- Towards to end the manager invaded my house without even waiting from me to answer the door. I should have called to police right there and had you arrested for unlawful entry. I don’t care if your sales person was already in the house.
What is the Conundrum? It may be a quality product and my life and house may be a lot more cleaner (I can’t 100% verify that) but your sales methods and taking up a big chunk of my day turned me off from ever being a customer. To be fair the girl giving the demonstration did an excellent job and she was very gracious. I could tell she was being forced to present stuff they way she was because of her manager or corporate policy. If could suggest things to Kirby to make their lives easier and to keep people like me from writing posts like this I would do the following;
- Keep your demonstration to no more than 1 hour - even if someone is at home it doesn’t mean they have a lot of free time. Some of us are working from home and even if we aren’t working Don’t stay past my supper time! I was about to pass out from hunger! I can’t make a buying decision in that state!
- Don’t give me some story about opening up a store selling a new cleaning product and then come in my home telling my how Kirby has been around since 1914!
- Don’t ask me to tell my friends and family how great you are before you make your sell. Yeah, I’m going to tell my friends, family and anyone who reads this blog how you wasted half my day and insulted me in my own house.
I wasn’t an entire loss. I knew they may be a good blog post in this either way which is one reason I permitted the encounter. Later in the evening I did a search and found a very long string of recent similiar complaints on the consumeraffairs.com web site. I speak often about what a valuable tool blogging is but is your business prepared to be “blogged about?”




